WEIRD! WHO, ME? NAH!

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Lately, I have been doing things; weird things, like watching really weird movies, not that I get to do weird stuff everyday. Aww..isn't this weird? I have written weird five times already! Does this make me weird? Maybe, that could be one reason why I had holed myself up and settled my mind to simply watch some flicks, which were screaming for attention with comic posters.
Gnaw, a 2016 film, was tasteless, with a drab story of killing and gore. They could have made the murders a little more interesting. There was nothing horrific about the film except for categorizing it as a 'Horror'. Why? Does it even have a genre? I thought it pretty much had perfect comic timing! The director must have been in two minds; should I or should I not?..What? Make a comedy or a horror! Yep, Sir Gregory Mandry, I hereby give you knighthood for directing the Best Worst Film of 2016!

I wonder why people are still thinking of making sequels. It's so old school. I mean that if you have watched one of the Grudges, you have seen them all. The same old story. Why would I be scared of the same ghost, in the same make-up, who needs a hair-cut really bad, over and over again? You tried to scare us once, Mr. Takashi Shimizu, with Grudge 1 in 2004, then Grudge 2 in 2006 and I am definitely not going to watch Grudge 3. The scare index has definitely gone up for people like me. You have to make something really really scary to scare the daylights out of me!

Peter Winther definitely made this horror film in 2012 not for adults like me but for kids, who also laughed their heads off at such immature film-making. Instead of scaring us, we were bound to think that it was some kind of fairy-tale, with a witch whose make-up has gone awry.  1 out of 5!

I somehow liked this 2010 horror-thriller Uninhabited, more so for the fact that it could build up a lot of creepy thoughts and feelings. It didn't have any weirdo running around the beach, trying to scare the couple on their holiday. The story build-up was subtle, yet kept me rooted to my chair to watch more. The end was cliched and oh-I-Knew-it kind. A big thumbs up to director, Bill Bennet for a horror film that is going to come to my mind if I decide to spend a holiday on some lonely island! But wished it was scarier! 4.5 out of 5!


So, there see, I went and watched some films back to back, not the usual me! But it's really fun to do weird (there, I go again!) stuff once in a while because we hardly do anything out of context! People around us never allow it and they are always appalled if someone like me decides to do it! So, a 'good girl' like me stays home on a holiday, watches weird movies and writes warped reviews! Hola!